On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 8:43 AM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:
THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
"There must be more to life than sitting wondering if there is more to life."
- Unknown
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Good one!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Frightful Halloween Jokes
Oy these are sooooo baaaad...
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On Sat, Oct 31, 2009 at 10:30 AM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:
...BOOOOO!!!
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From: Robert
Date: 10/31/2009 10:06:12 AM
To: Friends & Family
Subject: THESE ARE FRIGHTFULLY BAD!
What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?
Bamboo
Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle
What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts
What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
-------Original Message-------
On Sat, Oct 31, 2009 at 10:30 AM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:
...BOOOOO!!!
-------Original Message-------
From: Robert
Date: 10/31/2009 10:06:12 AM
To: Friends & Family
Subject: THESE ARE FRIGHTFULLY BAD!
What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?
Bamboo
Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle
What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts
What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
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