Words - Ilana Moshel

On Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 5:47 PM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:

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From: Ilana Moshel
Date: 1/27/2012 7:32:12 AM

Wonderfully described


CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!


FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your Hand before elections
and your Confidence later

DOCTOR:
A person who kills
your ills by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

Unexpected Hugs

Life is filled with unexpected hugs.

- Elaine Singer.

A quote from Elaine Singer. She felt compelled to visited her daughter Susan's grave in the Jewish cemetary in Ft Lauderdale that day. Looking up and over and saw my father and sister's (Simon and Suzie). Then upon arriving home, she found a letter waiting from my mother.

I love this quote.

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Associated with email-thread surrounding this photo Elaine found recently of our Confirmation group at Temple Emanu-El.