Redneck Security System

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On Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 7:23 PM, Dave Ruden wrote:

That's hillarious!


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On Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 12:14 PM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:





> > HOW TO INSTALL A
> > HOME SECURITY
> >
> > SYSTEM
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. Go
> > to a secondhand store and buy a pair of
> > men's used size
> > 14-16 work boots.
> >
> > 2. Place them on your front
> > porch, along with a copy of
> > Guns & Ammo
> > Magazine
> >
> > 3... Put a few giant dog
> > dishes next to the boots and
> > magazines.
> >
> > 4.
> > Leave a note on your door that
> > reads:
> >
> > Bubba,
> >
> > Bertha, Duke, Slim,
> > & I went for more ammo and
> > beer. Be back in an
> > hour.
> > Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked
> > the mailman this morning and
> > messed him up bad. I
> > don't think Killer took part, but
> > it was hard to
> > tell
> > from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four
> > of 'em in the house.
> >
> > Better wait outside.
> > Be right
> > back.
> >
> > Cooter

Mom's message to Pam

My mother emailed Pam this message...


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On Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 6:26 PM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:

Dear Pam,

I am so glad to hear that all went so well with your medical situation -Congratulation!

I wish, David would find my dissertation (on maintaining good health after certain medical procedures) to stay well for the rest of your life...Please read it with an open mind!

Although I realize, you more so than I trust and have firm believe in the invincibility of medical treatment, a little bit of Mental Imagery and Visualization is now in order for you...(the topic of my thesis...:)) It surely can't hurt you, so please, read it! You are a feisty girl and I am really proud of you, so do add a little extra "alternative treatment" to assure you of the perfect health you should enjoy in the future!

I hope, you don't mind my suggestion, but as you might know, I went through a similar situation when I was a bit older than you, and I think, there is a lot of truth in the power of our mind...

Be well and keep up that great attitude of yours (according to Dave you got that, thank goodness). That , of course, is all important!

Happy Holidays and Lots of Love and best wishes!


Lisa

On Greatness

On Sun, Dec 13, 2009 at 10:53 AM,
Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:
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I must be very great indeed....I always "approximate"...:)))

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
"It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact." - Edmund Burke