Redneck Security System

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On Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 7:23 PM, Dave Ruden wrote:

That's hillarious!


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On Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 12:14 PM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:





> > HOW TO INSTALL A
> > HOME SECURITY
> >
> > SYSTEM
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. Go
> > to a secondhand store and buy a pair of
> > men's used size
> > 14-16 work boots.
> >
> > 2. Place them on your front
> > porch, along with a copy of
> > Guns & Ammo
> > Magazine
> >
> > 3... Put a few giant dog
> > dishes next to the boots and
> > magazines.
> >
> > 4.
> > Leave a note on your door that
> > reads:
> >
> > Bubba,
> >
> > Bertha, Duke, Slim,
> > & I went for more ammo and
> > beer. Be back in an
> > hour.
> > Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked
> > the mailman this morning and
> > messed him up bad. I
> > don't think Killer took part, but
> > it was hard to
> > tell
> > from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four
> > of 'em in the house.
> >
> > Better wait outside.
> > Be right
> > back.
> >
> > Cooter