Thursday, December 24, 2009

Redneck Security System

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On Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 7:23 PM, Dave Ruden wrote:

That's hillarious!


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On Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 12:14 PM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:





> > HOW TO INSTALL A
> > HOME SECURITY
> >
> > SYSTEM
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. Go
> > to a secondhand store and buy a pair of
> > men's used size
> > 14-16 work boots.
> >
> > 2. Place them on your front
> > porch, along with a copy of
> > Guns & Ammo
> > Magazine
> >
> > 3... Put a few giant dog
> > dishes next to the boots and
> > magazines.
> >
> > 4.
> > Leave a note on your door that
> > reads:
> >
> > Bubba,
> >
> > Bertha, Duke, Slim,
> > & I went for more ammo and
> > beer. Be back in an
> > hour.
> > Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked
> > the mailman this morning and
> > messed him up bad. I
> > don't think Killer took part, but
> > it was hard to
> > tell
> > from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four
> > of 'em in the house.
> >
> > Better wait outside.
> > Be right
> > back.
> >
> > Cooter

Mom's message to Pam

My mother emailed Pam this message...


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On Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 6:26 PM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:

Dear Pam,

I am so glad to hear that all went so well with your medical situation -Congratulation!

I wish, David would find my dissertation (on maintaining good health after certain medical procedures) to stay well for the rest of your life...Please read it with an open mind!

Although I realize, you more so than I trust and have firm believe in the invincibility of medical treatment, a little bit of Mental Imagery and Visualization is now in order for you...(the topic of my thesis...:)) It surely can't hurt you, so please, read it! You are a feisty girl and I am really proud of you, so do add a little extra "alternative treatment" to assure you of the perfect health you should enjoy in the future!

I hope, you don't mind my suggestion, but as you might know, I went through a similar situation when I was a bit older than you, and I think, there is a lot of truth in the power of our mind...

Be well and keep up that great attitude of yours (according to Dave you got that, thank goodness). That , of course, is all important!

Happy Holidays and Lots of Love and best wishes!


Lisa

Sunday, December 13, 2009

On Greatness

On Sun, Dec 13, 2009 at 10:53 AM,
Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:
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I must be very great indeed....I always "approximate"...:)))

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
"It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact." - Edmund Burke

Thursday, November 19, 2009

On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 8:43 AM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
"There must be more to life than sitting wondering if there is more to life."
- Unknown

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Good one!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Frightful Halloween Jokes

Oy these are sooooo baaaad...



-------Original Message-------
On Sat, Oct 31, 2009 at 10:30 AM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:

...BOOOOO!!!




-------Original Message-------

From: Robert
Date: 10/31/2009 10:06:12 AM
To: Friends & Family
Subject: THESE ARE FRIGHTFULLY BAD!

What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?
Bamboo

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle

What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash

Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts

What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Still True - Eric Hoffer

-------Original Message-------
Thu, Oct 29, 2009
6:16 PM,
Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:


-------Original Message-------
From: PEARLIE
Date: 10/29/2009 5:35:56 PM
Subject: Fw: Still true


Sent: 10/28/2009 11:17:30 P.M. Pacific Daylight TimeSubj: Still true

THIS WAS WRITTEN IN 1968 41 years ago - Astonishing!
You probably don't remember the name Eric Hoffer. He was a longshoreman who turned into a philosopher, wrote columns for newspapers and some books. He was a non-Jewish American social philosopher. He was born in 1902 and died in 1983, after writing nine books and winning the Presidential Medal of Freedom. His first book, The True Believer, published in 1951, was widely recognized as a classic.

Eric Hoffer was one of the most influential American philosophers and free thinkers of the 20th Century. His books are still widely read and quoted today. Acclaimed for his thoughts on mass movements and fanaticism, Hoffer was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1983. Hopewell Publications awards the best in independent publishing across a wide range of categories, singling out the most thought provoking titles in books and short prose, on a yearly basis in honor of Eric Hoffer.

Here is one of his columns from 1968 -- 41 years ago! Some things never change.

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ISRAEL'S PECULIAR POSITION...by Eric Hoffer - LA Times 5/26/68
The Jews are a peculiar people: things permitted to other nations are forbidden to the Jews. Other nations drive out thousands, even millions of people and there is no refugee problem. Russia did it, Poland and Czechoslovakia did it. Turkey threw out a million Greeks, and Algeria a million Frenchman. Indonesia threw out heaven knows how many Chinese and no one says a word about refugees. But in the case of Israel , the displaced Arabs have become eternal refugees. Everyone insists that Israel must take back every single one.
Arnold Toynbee calls the displacement of the Arabs an atrocity greater than any committed by the Nazis. Other nations when victorious on the battlefield dictate peace terms. But when Israel is victorious, it must sue for peace. Everyone expects the Jews to be the only real Christians in this world. Other nations, when they are defeated, survive and recover but should Israel be defeated it would be destroyed. Had Nasser triumphed last June [1967], he would have wiped Israel off the map, and no one would have lifted a finger to save the Jews.
No commitment to the Jews by any government, including our own, is worth the paper it is written on. There is a cry of outrage all over the world when people die in Vietnam or when two Blacks are executed in Rhodesia. But, when Hitler slaughtered Jews no one demonstrated against him. The Swedes, who were ready to break off diplomatic relations with America because of what we did inVietnam, did not let out a peep when Hitler was slaughtering Jews. They sent Hitler choice iron ore, and ball bearings, and serviced his troops in Norway. The Jews are alone in the world.

If Israel survives, it will be solely because of Jewish efforts. and Jewish resources. Yet at this moment, Israel is our only reliable and unconditional ally. We can rely more on Israel than Israel can rely on us. And one has only to imagine what would have happened last summer [1967] had the Arabs and their Russian backers won the war, to realize how vital the survival of Israel is to America and the West in general. I have a premonition that will not leave me; as it goes with Israel so will it go with all of us. Should Israel perish, the Holocaust will be upon us all.

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Monday, September 28, 2009

On Mon, Sep 28, 2009 at 10:10 AM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:



-------Original Message-------
From:
Sent: Sunday, September 27, 2009 5:36 AM
Subject: Perceptions of the Jews by well known-gentiles
Perceptions of the Jews by well known-gentiles!!!
Zamsky Dan


"Some people like the Jews, and some do not. But no thoughtful man can deny the fact that they are, beyond any question, the most formidable and the most remarkable race which has appeared in the world."

-- Winston Churchill


"The Jew is that sacred being who has brought down from heaven the everlasting fire, and has illumined with it the entire world. He is the religious source, spring, and fountain out of which all the rest of the peoples have drawn their beliefs and their religions."

--Leo Tolstoy


"It was in vain that we locked them up for several hundred years behind the walls of the Ghetto. No sooner were their prison gates unbarred than they easily caught up with us, even on those paths which we opened up without their aid."

--A. A. Leroy Beaulieu, French publicist, 1842


"The Jew gave us the Outside and the Inside - our outlook and our inner life. We can hardly get up in the morning or cross the street without being Jewish. We dream Jewish dreams and hope Jewish hopes. Most of our best words, in fact - new, adventure, surprise, unique, individual, person, vocation, time, history, future, freedom, progress, spirit, faith, hope, justice - are the gifts of the Jews."

--Thomas Cahill, Irish Author


"One of the gifts of the Jewish culture to Christianity is that it has taught Christians to think like Jews, and any modern man who has not learned to think as though he were a Jew can hardly be said to have learned to think at all."

--William Rees-Mogg, former Editor-in-Chief for The Times of London and a member of the House of Lords


"It is certain that in certain parts of the world we can see a peculiar people, separated from the other peoples of the world and this is called the Jewish people.... This people is not only of remarkable antiquity but has also lasted for a singular long time... For whereas the people of Greece and Italy, of Sparta, Athens and Rome and others who came so much later have perished so long ago, these still exist, despite the efforts of so many powerful kings who have tried a hundred times to wipe them out, as their historians testify, and as can easily be judged by the natural order of things over such a long spell of years. They have always been preserved, however, and their preservation was foretold... My encounter with this people amazes me.."

--Blaise Pascal, French Mathematician


"The Jewish vision became the prototype for many similar grand designs for humanity, both divine and man made The Jews, therefore, stand at the center of the perennial attempt to give human life the dignity of a purpose."

--Paul Johnson, American Historian


"As long as the world lasts, all who want to make progress in righteousness will come to Israel for inspiration as to the people who had the sense for righteousness most glowing and strongest."

--Matthew Arnold, British poet and critic


"Indeed it is difficult for all other nations of the world to live in the presence of the Jews. It is irritating and most uncomfortable. The Jews embarrass the world as they have done things which are beyond the imaginable. They have become moral strangers since the day their forefather, Abraham, introduced the world to high ethical standards and to the fear of Heaven. They brought the world the Ten Commandments, which many nations prefer to defy. They violated the rules of history by staying alive, totally at odds with common sense and historical evidence. They outlived all their former enemies, including vast empires such as the Romans and the Greeks. They angered the world with their return to their homeland after 2000 years of exile and after the murder of six million of their brothers and sisters.
"They aggravated mankind by building, in the wink of an eye, a democratic State which others were not able to create in even hundreds of years. They built living monuments such as the duty to be holy and the privilege to serve ones fellow men.
"They had their hands in every human progressive endeavor, whether in science, medicine, psychology or any other discipline, while totally out of proportion to their actual numbers They gave the world the Bible and even their "savior." "Jews taught the world not to accept the world as it is, but to transform it, yet only a few nations wanted to listen. Moreover, the Jews introduced the world to one God, yet only a minority wanted to draw the moral consequences. So the nations of the world realize that they would have been lost without the Jews. And while their subconscious tries to remind them of how much of Western civilization is framed in terms of concepts first articulated by the Jews, they do anything to suppress it.
"They deny that Jews remind them of a higher purpose of life and the need to be honorable, and do anything to escape its consequences. It is simply too much to handle for them, too embarrassing to admit, and above all, too difficult to live by."So the nations of the world decided once again to go out of 'their' way in order to find a stick to hit the Jews. The goal: to prove that Jews are as immoral and guilty of massacre and genocide as some of they themselves are"All this in order to hide and justify their own failure to even protest when six million Jews were brought to the slaughterhouses of Auschwitz and Dachau; so as to wipe out the moral conscience of which the Jews remind them, and they found a stick.
"Nothing could be more gratifying for them than to find the Jews in a struggle with another people (who are completely terrorized by their own leaders) against whom the Jews, against their best wishes, have to defend themselves in order to survive. With great satisfaction, the world allows and initiates the rewriting of history so as to fuel the rage of yet another people against the Jews This in spite of the fact that the nations understand very well that peace between the parties could have come a long time ago, if only the Jews would have had a fair chance."Instead, they happily jumped on the wagon of hate so as to justify their jealousy of the Jews and their incompetence to deal with their own moral issues. When Jews look at the bizarre play taking place in The Hague, they can only smile as this artificial game once more proves how the worldparadoxically admits the Jews uniqueness. It is in their need to undermine the Jews that they actually raise them.
"The study of history of Europe during the past centuries teaches us one uniform lesson: That the nations which received and in any way dealt fairly and mercifully with the Jew have prospered; and that the nations that have tortured and oppressed them have written out their own curse."
--Olive Schreiner, South African novelist and social activist
"If there is any honor in all the world that I should like, it would be to be an honorary Jewish citizen"
--A.L Rowse, authority on Shakespeare
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On Mon, Sep 28, 2009 at 11:19 AM, Dave Ruden wrote:

>"The study of history of Europe during the past centuries
>teaches us one uniform lesson: That the nations which received
>and in any way dealt fairly and mercifully with the Jew have
>prospered; and that the nations that have tortured and oppressed
>them have written out their own curse."
>--Olive Schreiner, South African novelist and social activist
Interesting point. Curiously, on thinking about it, I find this also in my readings of history. Although it has never been an explicitly drawn conclusion or theme in my readings, it has been remarkably consistent in its truth.(although I have yet to really get into Greek history :).
---Dave.