Saturday, February 20, 2010

"I have arrived"

On Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 7:00 PM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:

Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
When you stop lying about your age
And start bragging about it.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Walter, Ariana, Horst are coming

On Fri, Jan 8, 2010 at 11:21 AM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:

...sharing...
Hope you are feeling better...
Love, MOM

-------Original Message-------
From: Walter & Ariane Roy
Date: 1/8/2010 10:06:29 AM
To: Lisa Earle; Julie Ruden
Subject: visit

Dear Lisa, dear Julie!!

We are looking forward tremendously to our visit and we give below details of our arrival and departure. Three of us will be coming. Ariane Walter and Horst.
We do not take it for granted that we will stay in your house because we know that there will be a lot of pressure on you both round about the periode of Lisas Birthday. We will in any case wish to make a contribution to cover the cost of our food and other expenses.

Florian now has two jobs and cannot get the time off, but he is now a capable young man.

Please let us know in what way we can help with the festivities. Horst is capable of helping in whatever way required.

It is wonderful that Lisa can celebrate this Birthday and that we can share the joys with her.

We send all our love!

Walter and Ariane

Flights:
Arrival: 5th of March Miami Int. Airport 16:35h (LHH 466) via Düsseldorf
Departure from Miami: 15th of March 19:30h (LHH467)

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Redneck Security System

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On Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 7:23 PM, Dave Ruden wrote:

That's hillarious!


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On Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 12:14 PM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:





> > HOW TO INSTALL A
> > HOME SECURITY
> >
> > SYSTEM
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. Go
> > to a secondhand store and buy a pair of
> > men's used size
> > 14-16 work boots.
> >
> > 2. Place them on your front
> > porch, along with a copy of
> > Guns & Ammo
> > Magazine
> >
> > 3... Put a few giant dog
> > dishes next to the boots and
> > magazines.
> >
> > 4.
> > Leave a note on your door that
> > reads:
> >
> > Bubba,
> >
> > Bertha, Duke, Slim,
> > & I went for more ammo and
> > beer. Be back in an
> > hour.
> > Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked
> > the mailman this morning and
> > messed him up bad. I
> > don't think Killer took part, but
> > it was hard to
> > tell
> > from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four
> > of 'em in the house.
> >
> > Better wait outside.
> > Be right
> > back.
> >
> > Cooter

Mom's message to Pam

My mother emailed Pam this message...


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On Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 6:26 PM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:

Dear Pam,

I am so glad to hear that all went so well with your medical situation -Congratulation!

I wish, David would find my dissertation (on maintaining good health after certain medical procedures) to stay well for the rest of your life...Please read it with an open mind!

Although I realize, you more so than I trust and have firm believe in the invincibility of medical treatment, a little bit of Mental Imagery and Visualization is now in order for you...(the topic of my thesis...:)) It surely can't hurt you, so please, read it! You are a feisty girl and I am really proud of you, so do add a little extra "alternative treatment" to assure you of the perfect health you should enjoy in the future!

I hope, you don't mind my suggestion, but as you might know, I went through a similar situation when I was a bit older than you, and I think, there is a lot of truth in the power of our mind...

Be well and keep up that great attitude of yours (according to Dave you got that, thank goodness). That , of course, is all important!

Happy Holidays and Lots of Love and best wishes!


Lisa

Sunday, December 13, 2009

On Greatness

On Sun, Dec 13, 2009 at 10:53 AM,
Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:
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I must be very great indeed....I always "approximate"...:)))

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
"It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact." - Edmund Burke

Thursday, November 19, 2009

On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 8:43 AM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
"There must be more to life than sitting wondering if there is more to life."
- Unknown

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Good one!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Frightful Halloween Jokes

Oy these are sooooo baaaad...



-------Original Message-------
On Sat, Oct 31, 2009 at 10:30 AM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:

...BOOOOO!!!




-------Original Message-------

From: Robert
Date: 10/31/2009 10:06:12 AM
To: Friends & Family
Subject: THESE ARE FRIGHTFULLY BAD!

What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?
Bamboo

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle

What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash

Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts

What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body