On Fri, Jun 17, 2011 at 8:48 AM, Dave Ruden wrote:
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This is hillarious.
(I could learn some things from this Moishe!)
---D.



On Thu, Jun 16, 2011 at 9:05 AM, Dr. Lisa Earle wrote:
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FW: A Yiddishe Kop

A Yiddishe Kop !

Moishe says to his son:
"I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
The son says:
"I will choose my own bride."
Moishe says:
"But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."
The son answers:
"Well, in that case, yes, OK."

Moishe then approaches Bill Gates and says:
"I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates answers:
"But my daughter is too young to get married!"
Moishe says:
"But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates answers:
"Ah, in that case, yes, OK."

Finally, Moishe goes to see the president of the World Bank..Moishe says:
"I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
The president answers:
"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Moishe says:
"But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
The President answers:
"Ah, in that case, yes, OK."


And that is how successfully Jews do business.